Putting Aid for the Pakistan Flood Relief to WORK: From Swanley with woolen shawls…

Back in October 2010 to be precise on the 30th of October 2010 we held a coffee morning to raise funds for those affected by the floods in Pakistan. The good folks who attended raised a whopping £420 GB sterling – god bless you all. That translated to roughly Rs.57,500 (Pakistani rupees) and this is how it has been put to use.

Given that the affected folks have lost their homes, are living in tent cities set up by relief agencies and the government and that our contribution got there in winter (November 2010) the best way to put it to use was agreed to be woolen shawls for adults.

The Rs.57,500 (Pakistani rupees) got us 384 such shawls, the wholesaler was kind enough to give us a ridiculously low rate for the shawls that under normal market conditions sell for twice the price charged. Guess the vendor did his part and contributed to our aid! god bless you too stranger.

The shawls were packaged as aid from Swanley… so folks our little town in kent is now in the hearts of many deserving folks in two villages of Pakistan that had been not only badly effected but according to our ‘man on the ground’ had been overlooked by large aid agencies as well…. simply because there are so many people displaced by the floods small pockets are unfortunately being neglected.

distribution near Thatta

So the areas which received aid from Swanley, Kent are a village near the district of Thatta in the Southern province of Sindh and a village in the district of Swabi in the Northern province of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa (previously known as the North West Frontier Province). If it interests you you can click on the links here to see where on the third rock these places are: ThattaSwabi.

distribution near Swabi

The folks at the sharp end were visibly grateful for our little gifts from Swanley  in their time of need… needless to say we shall remain in their prayers for quite some time. Good job everyone.. we did well. We would also like to thank MR S H Zaidi and Mr Allah-Rakha for arranging everything on the ground that turned £420 into 384 shawls given out in remotely affected areas. Thank you.

Shall keep you posted on the next coffee morning, yes there will be another one. We have been advised to send food aid in the summer months which in 2011 are expected to be very hard on the displaced population.

We shall keep you posted and once again thank you everyone who contributed and made this possible… from Swanley, Crockenhill, Karachi, Thatta, Peshawar and Swabi.

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Raising Aid for flood affected internally displaced people in Pakistan: Compassion from Swanley.

It has been over four months since the worst floods in the history of Pakistan engulfed at one point approximately one-fifth of the country’s total land area; four months on and millions are still awaiting help. The number of individuals affected by the flooding exceeds the combined total of individuals affected by the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami, the 2005 Kashmir earthquake and the 2010 Haiti earthquake.

The disaster has led to human casualties, large scale displacement and has also damaged the agricultural country’s major crops over an estimated area of more than 1.38 million acres which constitutes 30 per cent of Pakistan’s agricultural land.  The writing on the wall says it is going to get harder for an already struggling nation.

The floods have displaced approximately twenty million people most of them farmers from the rural areas, scores of whom have made their way into the cities in the hope of shelter and means to support their families. With the major cities already bursting at their seams this exodus has put already strained resources in the urban centers to near breaking point. It is already getting harder.

This is probably the worst year for any part of the world to be effected by a natural calamity, according to news sites 220,000 people have been killed worldwide so far in 2010 as a result of natural disasters: however the world has been giving and coming to the aid of all effected in what ever shape way or form they can! however 2010 is also the year of donor fatigue and Pakistan’s floods being the most recent of natural disasters has seen aid to Pakistan bearing the brunt of world wide donor fatigue.

With major aid agencies struggling, the UN hampered by half empty pledges and cheques that are not coming fast enough it has fallen upon individual communities to help in what ever way they can.

And individual communities are rallying together to do what ever they can. Through family and friends we came to hear of the distress of people from the rural areas who have taken refuge in Karachi first hand; stories of a dozens of villagers living with their relatives in two room shacks in the slum areas of Karachi, villagers living on streets and the surge in beggars is distressing to hear and the little that we can do individually is clearly not going to be enough.

With the global recession and an already battered economy people within Pakistan who are helping their fellow citizens too are struggling to meet the demands being placed on their own restricted budgets to come to the aid of others, yet they are doing enough to keep anarchy at bay.

On hearing of the ground reality first hand from Sahar Zaidi-Shirazee the local community in Swanley got into action.

Barbara Phipps

Barbara Phipps

Barbara Phipps, a local artist and person extraordinaire in our little town got the local community involved, with nearly a month’s planning Barbara, Hazel and Sahar pulled of the first of what we hope to be a few coffee mornings on the 30th of October 2010 to raise funds for those affected by the Floods. Other than these three extraordinary ladies the local parish in Crockenhill ‘the all souls church’ needs a special mention too for it was its parishioners who made up the majority of those who attended the coffee morning and made the bulk of the contributions. A total of £420 GB sterling was raised ion one morning; including a single anonymous donation of £120… god bless you all.

Hazel: Organised and executed the raffle

Many folks from the community donated all sorts for a raffle including a beautiful painting donated by Barbara Phipps for a silent auction. And to get our message from Swanley to Pakistan we chose to shoot our own version of a recent aid appeal video by celebrities.

Painting donated by Barbara Phipps

Painting donated by Barbara Phipps

An apology is in order for a lot of people who took part in the video shoot but did not end up on the final cut, this was primarily due to my amateurish skills and a lack of appreciation for the havoc Sun light could play in a glass conservatory (our make shift studio)! A round of applause for Sehban Zaidi for rescuing some of the footage and editing the clips into its final form and for kindly donating his time to put it together.

Tea, coffee, cakes and conversations

The money raised equates to roughly Rs.57,500 (Pakistani rupees) and is ear marked for specific aid for those escaping the floods and devastation in the province of Sindh and taking refuge in Karachi. We have opted to provide direct aid for it cuts out the middle men, administration charges and is guaranteed to get to those effected and most important of all will not get in the hands of local feudals and their cronies who distribute aid to those closest to them or in exchange of favors to be called on later. We do not want to take anything away from the most awesome work the likes of DEC, Red Cross, Red Crescent, Islamic Relief and others are involved in Pakistan, but since we can provide the aid directly we opt to do so.

Unfortunately that is the reality of any disaster sites where local chieftains and wannabe

tea, coffee, cakes and conversations

chieftains use aid as a leverage to hold on to or to create a power base of their own in the vacuum usually created by disasters. Having close family in Karachi puts us in a good position to get first hand information and get the aid directly to internally displaced people taking refuge in the metropolis.

There will be a follow up post once the money raised is used to procure goods and is distributed to those most in need (we are awaiting photos… the funds have already been put to good use). And there will be a follow up coffee morning to raise further funds in early 2011, the size of the calamity that has struck Pakistan and its impoverished rural population requires an ongoing, sustained effort to alleviate their what is clearly a long term predicament.

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…..On top of North Africa – Jebel Toubkal

With the girls off to Pakistan for a week in three days time and me in no mood to head east… the choices were Snowdon (don’t need a week for it), Kili (need more than a week for it) or Mont Blanc (could cram it but do i really want to rush MB!), and I was not sure if my training routine for the past six odd months had me ready for either MB or Kili! Time to test the routine.

With a five day window and Google at my finger tips I found Toubkal, a short flight there and back, three days to get to base camp, summit and back, the schedule was perfect, a few minutes later I was set, flight, hotel, guide, muleteers, cook and all.

I opted to not join a group but to do this on my own with a local crew of four, there is no better way to know a land, its people and its culture than to spend time with the locals and there seemed to be no better immersion than to be outnumbered and be at the mercy of the locals on a trek.

At 4169 meters and 641 meters shorter than Mont Blanc Toubkal seemed to be and proved to be the perfect training ground for a future ascent of MB.

Toubkal proved to be more than just a dry run, I discovered my altitude sickness threshold and found a few gears for physical exertion and mental strength I did not know I possessed, Toubkal has been the most physically demanding thing I have under taken so far and plan to take on Toubkal again some point in the future though this time it would have to be in winter for a change of scenery.

There is a plethora of information about Toubkal, the trail from Imlil through to Armed to Neltner refuge that you can find online so I will stay clear of repetition and detailing the trail here.

My journey started at Marrakech Airport; 15th July 2010, Ali Ait Ichou, my Berber guide and person extraordinaire (as I later concluded) came to pick me up, after checking in at Hotel Imilchil (a 10 minute walk from the Medina, a clean and basic dig) and having filled out the  usual health and safety forms Ali took me out for a trial walk around town, supposedly to ascertain my physical fitness via a long walk around the old medina and Gilez (new town). Ali was to later confess that given my speed on flat ground and near zero meters above sea level he was convinced of an easy ascent, little did we know what altitude was to do to me past 3000 odd meters. My second visit to Marrakech is another post, essentially I had a day in Marrakech before the trek, it had to be an early night for the next day we were to head out to Imlil early in the morning.

We were on the road at 07:49 the next morning and made good time and distance, we passed Tahanout (a Berber town in route) at about 08:30, the Vigin Kasbah at 08:40 and were in Imlil at about 09:05.  In places the road to Imlil is so spectacularly close to taking the GT road from Peshawar to Tokham that at times it is hard to tell if you are in Maroc or Northern Pakistan!

This reminds me of the road passing Nowshera to Peshawar in Pakistan

This reminds me of the road passing Nowshera to Peshawar in Pakistan

The drive essentially follows Oud Imlil (river Imlil) all the way up to Imlil (obviously)…. other than the beauty of the surroundings, the bounty of the fertile valleys and flood plains the scent of wild mint will drive you nuts (in the nicest possible way)!

Imlil it self is as you would expect any launch pad town/village to any mountain to be;  over priced shops selling everything from canned tuna to climbing gear, rest houses, dars, kasbahs to accommodate every budget on the spectrum and a sole internet cafe.

Could be any section of the GT road approaching Michni Post

We met our muleteers Omer and Lehsan (the name I am told comes from Le Hassan) at Imlil, who packed our provisions for the next three days on the two Mules and we were off.

Ali and me started off from Imlil around 09:20, the first half an odd hour was a nice steady incline along a stream (in places wide enough to be called a river..

soaked in sweat with the flood plain behind us past Armed

soaked in sweat with the flood plain behind us past Armed

but essentially Oud Imlil makes its way down from here.. in places a trickle, in places a torent with the promise of a raging river the higher up you go nearing its catchment). The scenery changed  as we got past the village of Armed (no matter how blogs and posts tell you… it is spelt and pronounced Armed).

Past Armed is a few kilometers or so of open and baking flood plain, you can see it here on the right and our state having walked across it at the bottom, mind you we made our way past the plain around 10:15ish… imagine the mid day sun on top.

The altitude starts picking up almost as soon as you are past the flood plains of Armed and if like me you are a near zero meters above sea level inhabitant you start feeling the altitude struggle creeping upon. The ascent is hard but not a struggle up until past Sidi Chamharouch (pronounced Sham-Ha-Roush) which is the last village on route to Neltner refuge at around 2300 meters.

Looking back at the flood plain just crossed, Armed is to the right in the distance

Ali and me got to Sidi Chamharouch at around 12:15, we rested here for 10 odd minutes before continuing with our journey, we had a lot of ground to cover.

From Sidi Chamharouch the altitude begins to really picks up and that trail gets steeper and more challenging, an hour or two past Sidi Chamharouch the trail levels out but by now you know what you are in for in context to altitude sickness, the refuge at Neltner is at 3200 odd meters and if they are burning  trash at  Neltner (to the right of the Refuge) you will be

Looking down at the village of Sidi Chahmaroush

Looking down at the village of Sidi Chahmaroush

able to see the plume of smoke from a distance approaching Neltner refuge which in my case was a great motivator. I was by now short of breath, a hint of a head ache was setting in and the reality of the task ahead was setting in. Hooyah.

The lunch spot

The lunch spot

We stopped for lunch and had a well deserved break around 14:00 at a cliff side shack. Since I was my own group; Ali, Mohammad (the leader of the group ahead of us) and a couple of locals decided to lunch together. This made for some interesting conversations and observations, the group ahead of us, made up of my fellow countrymen and women were barely interacting with the locals around us, they sat plonked being served and waited on from time to time by Mohammad, that was the extent of his interaction with them, their interaction was limited to snapping things up in 12 odd digital SLRs.  I was glad not to have been part of any group, getting to know Maroc, Berbers and the Valleys was my agenda and the experience was beginning to unfold. Around 15:00 we headed off, no more stops, Neltner here we come.

The approach to the Neltner refuge is magical, we had been on the trail for a little over 7 odd hours, I was battling the onset of mild altitude sickness, was Aspirining out my headache in vain and was certain we would not make it to Neltner before sunset (it was close to 17:00), I was beginning to bitch and moan to Ali (who was laughing it off… probably thinking wait till tomorrow!) that the plume of smoke was not getting any closer

to the right of the Neltner refuge

and this refuge was not there and we ought to just camp where we stand! but our mules had taken a different route and had gone past us, our only hope of a camp and food was to get to Neltner Ali informed me and I responded with something like where the freaking hell is Neltner!

We walked past a ridge and there in the distance on the left of what is the reminisce of a glacier were two stone structures, we are there, well almost.

Another half an odd hour and we were there but on the wrong side of the river to our base camp (the crew had set up camp a little less than a kilometer from the Neltner Refugees) and our camp was all set up with a faint plume of smoke inviting us to a warm drink.

The two refuges at Neltner

The two refuges at Neltner

After 8 odd hours of being on the trail I was fresh again and we took the path of most resistance across the river to get to our camp climbing and jumping off boulders to get across the river, advancing and retreating… we did not want to get our clothes wet!… the only words I could muster whilst collapsing on the camp floor were shukar allhamdulillah (thank god) it was exactly 17:23.

our camp site; to the left is the communal tent (where the crew sleeps and our dining 'hall') to the right is my tent and in the background is the Berber 'toilet'

our camp site; to the left is the communal tent (where the crew sleeps and our dining 'hall') to the right is my tent and in the background is the Berber 'toilet'

We had a fantastic evening, much to my brother’s trepidation I found being outnumbered by the locals in the wilderness with my little knowledge of arabic and even less french to be good enough for us to communicate and share briefly our lives and what brought us together here at 3200 meters. Of my crew only Ali spoke fluent English, Lehsan, Omer and Mohammad (our cook) spoke none whatsoever but we did not let that get in the way.

Ali told me that it was the first time in his 7 odd years of being a mountain guide that he had come across a lone trekker (lone trekker usually do not get mules and a guide, they are

Mohammad, our cook with his magic wand in the background.. a not so safe looking pressure cooker.

Mohammad, our cook with his magic wand in the background.. a not so safe looking pressure cooker.

either locals or french folks who know the region well), the crew was curious as to why had i not opted to go with a group and my reasoning earned me respect and a warmer welcome.

I chose not go with a group because I wanted to not only summit Toubkal but get to know Berbers, their customs and a group not only would have got in the way but does usually create an us and them atmosphere, which is true for Mohammad (the guide leading the group of 12 from England) and his crew were soon enough in our camp sharing stories, tea and the evening. I am certain the experience would not have been the same had I been with a bunch of folks from around the world bound together as visitors, huddled together by culture or the convenience of a shared language.

Omer (L) and Lehsan (R)

Omer (L) and Lehsan (R)

My Berber crew spared no limits in their hospitality throughout my stay with them. Ali I know you will be reading this, please pass on my salam to Omer, Lehsan and both the Mohammads when you see them next.

I learned about the Berbers, who they are, where they come from, their language and its unique script, the discrimination they faced in the past at the hands of the Arabs who initially came as traders and stayed on (sounds familiar!?), the crimes committed against these people and how their country had changed, how their reigning King was a progressive man who is working to better his lot, the emotion of their tales oscillated from anger, disappear, joy and hope. It is wonderful to meet a people with

Mohammad (leading a group of 12), their camp site is in the background. Note the flip flops he is running in.

Mohammad (leading a group of 12), their camp site is in the background. Note the flip flops he is running in.

hope burning, alive in them. And to top it off my crew knew much about where I originally come from and consider my second home; Pakistan, it  felt good to feel their hope for Pakistan. In many ways Berbers reminded me of my own kind in the South East of Asia, there are more similarities than differences, we built on those similarities of culture and customs that we shared in those few days.

Dinner being prepared by Mohammad

Dinner being prepared by Mohammad

Mohammad (our cook) mustered up harira, spaghetti and beef tagine, after more than 8 hours of trekking, after having gone from 1100 meters to 3200 meters this was a feast well earned. We had dinner around 19:40, followed by more chatting, mint tea, more stories shared, more mint tea until we headed off to our tents around 21:30ish.

Those familiar or with any knowledge of altitude sickness would know sleep is a rare commodity if you are suffering and the nights are restless and sleep intermittent. So at 03:00 having slept and woken up more times in the five odd hours since we all turned in than I can recall I headed out of my tent to get some fresh air and reflect on the day and to psych myself up for the days ahead. The night sky from the valley is nothing short of spectacular, living in one of the most light polluted countries on the third rock I don’t get

Awesomeness in little things!

Awesomeness in little things!

to see the sky as it meant to be seen! so this was a treat for the eyes and mind alike.  It would be a cliche to say I pondered on the insignificance of my being under that star lit night sky! I did not, I pondered on the insignificance of the third rock and all that walks, lives, breathes, fights, plunders, pollutes it.

I struggled to find the all so familiar constellations in a night sky free of light pollution, I sat in awe, I dragged my sleeping bag out then lied down in awe of the sky where you can see the milky of the milky way, a sky so phenomenal that the only way to describe it is to say you have to head out to a remote part free of light pollution to experience the wonder that is the night sky and see it the way it was/is meant to be seen. The last time I saw such a night sky was when I was in my teens on a beach some three hours out of Karachi, it is the most awesome scenery of this trip, the ascent, the beauty of the valleys, the bounty of the wild fruit forests around Toubkal aside the night sky did it for me! it made the lack of sleep or the inability to have a restful night worth it! I did eventually turn in for a short while… soon I heard Lehsan calling outside my tent.. subah al khair ya Kubair, subah al khair ya Kubair (Good morning)…. that was the cue.. it was around 05:30 time to get up and soon it would be time to start our ascent… already suffering from altitude sickness at 3200 odd meters I knew the next five to seven hours were going to be nothing short of difficult (for lack of a better word).

Mohammad our cook it turned out was the chanter of his village and in the silence of a pre-dawn valley his chanting of Quranic verses were both magical and haunting, an awesome send off. Breakfast was simple, strong coffee, cheese and bread. At 06:10 Ali and me set off.

The ascent from the base camp starts with a steep scree that once you are on seems never ending, in fact suffering from altitude sickness from the get go every step on Toubkal seemed to be on a never ending ascent of a never ending summit. mental note: acclimatize, acclimatize, acclimatize…… by spending at least a week as a minimum at the refuge or by vacationing some place exotic like Shimshal in Pakistan or La Rinconada in Peru or just Google high altitude towns and take your pick.

Mohammad and his troupe of 11 (one of his group opted out of the ascent on account of altitude sickness)  started ten odd minutes after us and on the initial scree they took us over as my ascent from its start was a start and stop affair, to catch my breath and rest my head ache… it was the start of an aspirin popping ascent… altitude sickness experienced first hand.

For lack of a better description past the initial scree is an awesome stretch of boulder valley, boulders from the size of a football to the size of a truck litter the landscape and it is undeniably more fun descending than it is ascending this part of Toubkal. Past the boulders is the never ending trail zig zagging to the top with false summits and teasing ridges all selling their wares of the illusion of how close you are to the true summit which you are not, not until you see the steel pyramid across a daunting ridge and the thought after 4.5 hours on Toubkal would be sh*t thats far… but worth the slug.

Things took a more painful turn at around 3600 meters when the shortness of breath, the headache was compounded by intermittent vomiting… it was not the breakfast but clear liquid. At around 3900 meters I had a bout of dizziness that turned into vertigo for a while, resting was necessary but  it seemed to make things worse, this had me totally paranoid, I could not figure out how I was going to descend, giving up was not an option and here I have Ali Ait Ichou to thank for not once did he suggest we ought to head back, Ali was patient and having seen it before knew how to deal with it, whilst kneeling and throwing up liquids and keeping my nose bleed from getting all over….I said to Ali “the mountain is moving!”  he insisted we sit it out for a while. A part of me wanted Ali to suggest we ought to head back down and am glad he did not, we rested for around half an hour, the ascent was the only objective how long it was going to take us was no longer an issue (initially I had wanted to ascend within four or four and a half hours.. but that was not going to be the case any more). Having rested for somewhere around half an hour we continued our ascend the dizziness did not go away but was not as bad as its first bout, the nose bleed and the headache had subsided but the intervals between vomiting became shorter and shorter. I took heart from others who had encouraging words to say as they ascended by and from seeing others (though not that many) in a similar condition to myself. The terrain did not help either, to our right was a traverse along a ridge quite exposed, bad footing or a wrong turn here could have been the end…  sharp vertical drops mixed up with my dizziness and paranoia am sure had me believing these drops went deeper into the abyss than they did and the path we were on seemed narrower than it was.

The next bout of dizziness and the paranoia came at 4000 meters, more so than physical exertion it was a mental challenge, we had reached the last false peak, I saw the true summit in the distance with the iron pyramid like structure in the distance over a zig zagging ridge, to see how far I still had to go in the condition I found my self in at 4000, to see the true summit across a ridge that at 1000 meters would seem daunting at 4000 meters it was a pretty heavy sight. It was at this point having puked my guts out I said to Ali… this is hopeless Toubkal is going to kill me! and Ali’s words if I recall correctly were… ‘so why stop here? we are less that 150 meters, lets rest’ so we did, we rested the dizziness faded, the paranoia disappeared, now the thought was we’ll figure out how to get down with a dizzy me after we have reached the summit, I pulled my mind and body together stood up the thought was.. lets do this.

The last 150 odd meters were the most painful, yet pleasing at the same time, with each few meters covered the headache which had returned was getting worse, the vomiting continued but my head and legs (pins and needles were shooting up and down my legs and I had developed a bad cramp in my right hamstring) were hurting more than my guts and throat, my hands had begun swelling I had to loosen my wrist watch twice now. I would have thought the last few meters might have been the hardest but strangely the last 20 odd meters were in hindsight extremely easy, I picked up pace and the euphoria of seeing the iron pyramid at the summit within arms reach sent all my troubles out of the proverbial window or over the cliff! I walked up to the structure touched it and collapsed next to it, we

Ali Ait Ichou at the summit of Jebel Toubkal

Ali Ait Ichou at the summit of Jebel Toubkal

were there, at 4167 meters above sea level, at 13671 feet I was at the highest point in North Africa! The highest I have been unaided by technology! mashallah! Hooyah! the time was 11:35 it had taken us 5 hours and 40ish minutes from camp to summit… not bad I think. I do plan to better it inshallah on my next visit to Toubkal.

At the peak I was met by applause from a party of three locals… who had seen me at my worst and had stopped to encourage me to keep going.. that was pretty cool… you don’t get

Me on top of North Africa

Me on top of North Africa

much of that sort of camaraderie from strangers at sea level! Whilst I sat on the summit reflecting on the last five and a half odd hours and Ali was busy taking pictures (I suppose he knew taking pictures was the last thing on my mind at that time) I was approached by another party ( a party of two) who too had seen me at my worse, these two seemed an old hand at this altitude malaki and enquired after my symptoms.. upon hearing of them and seeing the blood stains on my kifaya around my neck the older of the two demanded of my self and Ali that we start our descend immediately to avoid aggravating my condition further (this brought my paranoia right back!).

strike a pose!

strike a pose!

Ali and I sat around the summit for around ten to fifteen minutes before congratulating one another and starting our descent. we set off on our descent at 11:48. Best treatment of altitude sickness is to descend and boy does it work! whilst on the ascend I had to rest every few minutes (specially past 3600 odd meters) there was no stopping me on the descend, in places Ali and me were almost racing down Toubkal, to anyone looking at us from a distance it would seem we were running away from some terrible thing chasing us down Toubkal, we zipped past parties that had summited and were on the way back long before we had neared the summit, the descend tricky with a lot of scree in places was negotiated like an expert I am told by the old hands who saw Ali and me bombing it down the mountain.

Some of it was my paranoia of not knowing what happens if my condition worsens (this is Toubkal and Maroc, not the Alps and France I had thought… first aid.. emergency services… how good or responsive could they be…? Knowledge I’d rather not gain first hand).. after about an hour and a half or so of bombing down Toubkal we stopped to rest our feet, ankles, knees, hips and back for a bit, we had gone past and lost sight of most parties that had started their descend way before we had even reached the summit behind us… surely this was some sort of a new record Ali and me had joked! the joke was I might have been a snail on the ascent but I could descend like a rolling stone! we set off again and before long we had hit the boulders that had seemed to be some long and distant past, skipping and hopping over each boulder we had negotiated most of this hurdle too and our breakneck descent seemed was sure to go down as the fastest descent in Ali’s book at least until i missed my landing and ended up between boulders! injured yes, hurt no… we rested for a few minutes, checked nothing was broken.. only bruises and excruciating pain.. no problem…popped some ibuprofen and we continued with a tad bit more caution and little less speed.  We got back to base camp 2 hours and 11 minutes later.

The highest I have previously been was 2317 meters on Plan de l’Aiguille in the Mont Blan Massif whilst paragliding off Plan de l’Aiguille and I do not recall it being as punishing as Toubkal turned out to be.  All that punishment was worth the reward of sitting on top of North Africa!

In the summer months Toubkal is not a technical ascent, it is a challenge nevertheless, Toubkal I could not enjoy you as much as I had hoped for and for that reason alone I shall see you again soon inshallah and this time I shall come acclimatized and we shall enjoy ourselves together.

It had been two days since I had been away from creature comforts and the structures of both the refuges at Neltner were promising all that I had not had in the last two days, upon enquiry I was told a hot shower would cost 15 dirhams and using the ‘seated toilet’ would be another 10. Abdul Rahman the care taker dropped the charges to zero dirhams once Ali stepped into the conversation. I have no words to describe the joy of a hot shower at 3200 meters in the middle of nowhere.

My altitude sickness had not left me in any condition to be taking pictures on the ascent and my eagerness to descend meant I was not concerned about pictures for my blog but only with getting back to base camp to rest my pounding headache, my throat and stomach from throwing up liquids along the ascent and to stop that nose bleed. but I did manage a few pics  on the summit, a few on our descent but most of the pics and the real fun part of this trek was the return leg from our base camp at Neltner to Imlil.

The ascent and the summit were undeniably the highlight, hell that is the reason I was there but it was not fun fun, it was grueling, it was physically and mentally painful, it was exhausting, it was full of self discovery, it was a very different kind of fun than one reckons fun would be! the journey from Neltner to Imlil on the other hand was exactly what one reckons fun in the outdoors would be!

The evening was spent sitting around in the main camp sharing more stories but the conversations of our second night were not as light hearted, I was told about the growing influence Wahabism in Morocco;  I was very glad to find out that folks here were concerned about this version of fire brand Islam spreading in their beautiful land, but given how much money Saudi Arabia plugs into Morocco there is little the common man can do about it, it is has been much the same in Pakistan throughout the 1980′s and 1990′s for which Pakistan is now paying with blood of innocents on a daily basis. I hope it does not come to that in Maroc.. inshallah.

We turned in early after dinner and the second night was a little less restless than the first, but since it was cloudy there was no night sky to be in awe of.

An alternative route (local route), note the flood plain near Armed to the right. The local route has the luxury of streams and vegetation... which equates to cold water to splash...and shade!

An alternative route (local route), note the flood plain near Armed to the right. The local route has the luxury of streams and vegetation... which equates to cold water to splash...and shade!

The next morning I was woke up by not Lehsan or Omar but by Mohammad’s chanting, we had coffee, cheese and bread for breakfast and headed off to Imlil at 08:20. The return leg to Imlil was again at breakneck speed, we reached our lunch spot at 09:12 and Sidi Chamharoush at 09:50, we took a short break here, had some cold drinks and I explored the saint’s final resting place that is  Sidi Chamharoush, a privilege reserved for muslims (I do not agree to closing off any place based on any one’s faith or lack of.. but there are some opinions best kept to ones self). at 10:50 we could see Armed and this is where Ali went off the beaten track and we made the rest of our journey to Imli on trails used by the local villagers… this was an incredible leg for it cuts through dense wild orchards and meanders torrents and streams until it lands you at the river side cafe by Armed. we had another

The local's trail back to Imlil

The local's trail back to Imlil

stop, spent a few minutes shooting the breeze and headed back on the following the river to Imlil, we arrived at Imlil at bang on 12:00.

On our way to Neltner we had been beaten by our Mules and Muleteers, on the way back we had beaten them to Imlil and had to wait for them to get back, Ali went off looking for Mohammad who had beaten everyone to Imlil and I went in search of that rare commodity in these parts… Diet Coke! having been

more of the local route

more of the local route

around half a dozen stores I found the only place I am told in Imlil that serves the nectar.

Around 13:00 the remaining crew reached Imlil and Mohammad started preparing lunch, we set ourselves us in a walnut orchard with a dry river bed to our front and a stream to our back, after three days of trekking I could not ask for a better spot to relax and spend the last few hours in the Atlas mountains.

Armed, to the right in the distance

Armed, to the right in the distance

Our last lunch together was a spread of lentils, sardines, bread, mustard sauce, salad (these folks eat a lot of salad), mint tea and fresh melons for dessert. We huddled for the customary group photograph and set off back to Marrakech with Hassan our driver at 15:40.

taking short cuts meant scrambling in places and some precarious moments.

taking short cuts meant scrambling in places and some precarious moments.

Contact details for Ali Ait Ichou for family and friends who may want to experience the hospitality of the Berbers and the journey of self discovery that Toubkal remains for me.

Ali Ait Ichou: tizal5 [@] yahoo.fr.

Me,  Mohammad (cook), Ali (guide), Lehsan, Omer (muleteers),

Me, Mohammad (cook), Ali (guide), Lehsan, Omer (muleteers),

Ali Ait Ichou comes highly recommended, I have not only found a permanent guide for all my future Atlas (High and Anti) excursions but also a friend in Maroc.

My next Maroc excursion is going to be  Jebel Mgoun (pronounced Maghoon) some time in 2011 inshallah…and the plan is to ascend Mgoun and revist Toubkal in the same trip.

Hassan (the D), Ali (guide), Lehsan, Omer (muleteers) and Mohammad (cook)

Hassan (the D), Ali (guide), Lehsan, Omer (muleteers) and Mohammad (cook)

…as they say in that part of the world… bey saha’o'raha.

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A Grand road trip up the Grand Trunk Road – Peshawar to Torkham

Back in 2004 when I first thought about planning a road trip to the Pak-Afghan border the general feeling was I had lost the plot and it was a one way road trip, to quote my loving brother one had to be a ‘fool’ to venture out in FATA in the ‘current climate’…. things are never as bad as the press/media would have us believe or so is my unwavering belief.

Who better to get a pulse than folks in the region, so I called my dear friend Babar (who by virtue of living in Islamabad and having family in Peshawar qualified)  and I recall the conversation ending along the lines of… ok if you really want to go then lets plan something and see what happens Inshallah (God willing).

That sounded good, still does to this day, road to trepidation, f**k yeah!

I was by now familiar and comfortable venturing to that unknown region of Pakistan, the NWFP. British history, Southern bias and CNN had instilled apprehension and loathing in me from an early age but I knew that to be full of sh*t, and there is no place on the 3rd rock any of us could not venture out to, as far as NWFP was concerned it was a non issue, I speak Urdu most people in Pakistan speak their national language (and you would be truly surprised by how many rural folks can string together sentences with their extremely limited vocabulary of English in jest), I could blend in, can talk myself into and out of most things… that’s a pretty safe recipe.

Major Saab made a few phone calls and arrangements were made and we had Shah Jehan Chacha leading the convoy, a mountain of a man with marshmallow at its core, and the 60′s was still very much alive and kicking with this Pashtun. The road to trepidation suddenly became a joy ride… reckless meets jolly!

Since we were venturing out the word was spread and family and friends started joining in for the jolly. Don’t get me wrong this was not just any jolly, some serious arrangements were made official and not so official, Shah Jehan Chacha invited a friend of his along, rightly nicknamed as the Mexican by my urban peers Ibrara and Inaam (you shall be introduced to them somewhere along the road) and the Mexican came with a bunch of gun totting guards.

Then of course this being the NWFP everyone was armed, I was handed one too though I knew if I had to use it it might be too little too late! the road to trepidation was back on,  this was going to be an awesome road trip. With a lunch date with Landi Kotal we set off from Peshawar, picking up and dropping off local tribesmen along the way for passage along their belts along the grand trunk road.

Along the grand trunk road

It is not by any means normal today or back in 2004 for Peshawarites to jump in a car and head to Landi Kotal and Torkham, I appreciate to this day the trouble and risks taken by my hosts to get this trip organised, the gravity of which never eluded me. Thank you all.

A yorkshire man once told me (you know who you are brother)… ‘I am your prisoner’ … that is a guest is at the mercy of his host. One reads about hospitality of the Pashtun but to know it you have to befriend them and experience it first hand. Not painting everyone with the same brush (there are good and bad in all places, so if you end up as a true prisoner some where in North Waziristan because you wanted to take a road trip to Landi Kotal don’t sue me) but my hosts demonstrated the values of Pashtunwali and set a new benchmark in hospitality. Having said that I am yet to come across an inhospitable people on the 3rd rock, though I have met my unfair share of assh*les, always in uniforms the world over!

Any how back to the road trip, we left Peshawar, past the all so familiar notice (to the wandering kind) forbidding foreigners from entering FATA. We picked up some more folks to ride shotgun just past the Bab-ay-Khyber and made our way past the Afghan refugee camps on towards the border.

Entering the Khyber Agency

We made pit stops along the way, though I have forgotten the the exact geographical order, so lets re-visit them by order of fascination… We stopped at a place called Ali Masjid, evidently every invader of the fertile Indus plains from Asoka, Timur lane to the Brits had brakes put on their ambitions at this narrow pass in the valley. Obviously the folks of Ali Masjid held the high ground and you could pass by either paying a toll or by taking them on… many armies did go past this pass… some paid up whilst others kicked butt.  Had we more time we could have visited Jamrud Fort built by Dost Muhammad Khan after the battle of Jamrud in 1837 but we did our thing and moved along, we had a lot of ground to cover (well aware we have to be back within Peshawar limits before dark).

Having stopped along the way in numerous other places all along our journey…Shah Jehan Chacha playing the informed tour guide, a Budhist temple here, a fort there, dried river beds used by grand armies of the past now littered with giant man made boulders to slow down any advance of the Soviet tanks had Afghanistan truly fallen to the red army.. but we all know how that ended.

Any how we then made another major stop, this time at Michni Post, an old British post, one with an illustrious history and if you get the benefit ever of visiting this place and having a commanding officer like Major Babar you would hear the fascinating tales of this post and region along the GT road.

From Michni you can see Afghanistan, and the peaks that were used by the Soviets to keep an eye on cross border movements (wonder if NATO uses them for the same purpose now) and occasionally fire rockets into Pakistan, down in the valley ahead of Michni is a prison built into the mountain face, I was told this was built by Timur Lane, who evidently did kick butt and stayed on to torture and leave behind a scar on the land scape.

From Michni we continued our journey, next stop was the Khyber rifles officers club, and no it is not open to the public I was in connected company!

The officers club is as you would expect, pomp, ceremonial, neatly kept gardens, pruned rose bushes, a visual delight in the rugged surroundings.  But it wasn’t the briefing room, the awesome dining hall, the corridor lined with pictures of past dignitaries who have visited the mess or the desk of the founder of Pakistan Mohammad Ali Jinaah that is the most fascinating thing here, but an old Oak tree that has been under arrest since the 1920s! in the 1920’s when the British were still garrisoning the Khyber a drunk officer stumbled out of the officers club in the early hours of the morning and thought he saw the large oak tree in front attempting to desert the post without proper orders. He had the sergeant of the guard place the tree in chains and those chains remain there to this day. I was told by Major Babar that the Tree has been detained at her Majesty’s leisure! some things never change… the Raj is long dead but not gone, a nation freed and two carved out of it yet the poor Oak remains a prisoner in a free land… I am contemplating orchestrating a rescue mission… any volunteers?

We could see Landi Kotal from Michni, and we were nearing lunch time, the thought of freshly cooked and not forgetting world famous karhai gosht (sheep meat cooked in a wok like contraption with tomatoes, salt, red chillies and coriander in its own fat.. yum) was too much to bear and we were no longer entirely interested in what the Officers club had to offer, it was time to move on towards our lunch date, there were about 20 hungry mouths to feed! and there was still Torkham to visit as well.

Arriving at Landi Kotal was a bit of an anti climax… I was expecting something else, exactly what was I expecting I do not know but it wasn’t a bustling town! which Landi Kotal is… littered with NGOs and UN offices doing god knows what and what not, evidently to little avail for the poverty and underdevelopment is heart wrenching.

Which brings me to this young boy you see in the picture here…

long way home!

on road to Landi Kotal I spotted and was quick at drawing my camera to capture this amazing shot of this boy sitting in  a recess  in the walled barrier on the grand trunk road, my reaction was a wow what an amazing shot, in fact the visual impact of that sight was not entirely captured by my novice hands. Inam Khan’s words following my joy at spotting, capturing this shot as best I could hits a raw note when ever I see it, Inam who was driving and saw the kid and my speed draw and the shot said “this is life for him…”. This is life for him, and we in the west think we could bomb these folks into submission… could life get any harder for what appears to be an early teenager?..how about making it easier for them and theirs to come? this kid ought to be in school, he ought to be dreaming of being  an engineer, medic or something! This kid sitting in a recess in a supporting wall of the  grand trunk road, an ancient highway, he sees the world go by him and probably wonders his place within this world, with no or little education, no real opportunities other than being used and abused by others to further their agendas whatever those might be, what is this kids motivation, what is his end game? I doubt if he has the comfort to have one? it is a daily grind for him and many like him, and what right do I have to snap him up and have his image to prick my conscience every so often? does this image represent life or a life sentence? regardless this is life for him.

I thank god for what I have been blessed with. My resolve to do what ever, when ever and however  much I can to alleviate such poverty and lack of opportunities grows stronger. Trade not aid, education and opportunities not cash to their overlords and certainly not drones bombing the sh*t out of their villages.

So we get to Landi Kotal, and invade a road side restaurant only to be told we would have to sit on separate floors for there are simply too many of us… this was the first time I realised how large a contingent we were and how safety in numbers does work! we were still very much reckless and jolly but we were over 20 reckless and jolly and we still had our Mexican with us! in fact the atmosphere of the place was such that it is referred to as Mexico by the middle class Pashtuns of urban Peshawar, every man is armed, usually with spare magazines strapped to or in their military vests and the only thing they are missing is sombreros.. it is the wild west for every so often you would hear a few shots ring out! not necessarily aimed at any one but someone just having a jolly and letting a few off in the air. I was obviously asked and asked again, would you like to fire an AK-47, a pistol or something else?  but why would I want to disturb the tranquility of the awesome landscape in this part of the 3rd rock, much to my surprise quite a few of my hosts appreciated my point of view.

Any how we moved over to another road side restaurant (for lack of a better word to describe those establishments) to another until we find one where all of us can sit together, Shah Jehan Chacha and the Mexican place the order… lots of meat, and then some! we leave behind a few of our gun totting guys and wandered of exploring Landi Kotal in smaller groups. At this point I have the most awkward request to put to my hosts… is there a western toilet around here (I can not visit a hole in the ground!) and to my surprise the answer is a simple yes of course! excellent…Ibrar and I make our way to what turns out to be a long ledge over a cliff with a large shack over it, it gets more interesting for once inside the western toilets are a chair without a seat and there is a man made hole in the ledge.. yes it goes straight down, no flush needed… its pure gravity… how green is that!

There is a guy outside selling toilet rolls and for a few extra rupees he would clean the chair for you!  I no longer needed to use the loo! Peshawar did not seem too far away!

Next was the visit to the famous bazaar of Landi Kotal where they say you could buy or place an order for anything under the sun from a pen gun to a Rhino and these folks would have it or get it for you, dedicated personal shopping to satisfy the most demanding of folks! So we make our way to a few shops selling the not so legal stuff that is all legal here in Landi Kotal, from washing machines, DVD players, Toyota corollas, hashish, guns, washing powder, canned soup, fixtures and fittings of all kinds this place makes Wall Mart look like a corner store, and these folks offer rock bottom prices too for everything here is smuggled and tax free.

One of the more interesting run ins I had was not in any of the stores but on a street in Landi Kotal, in general the folks were friendly, the kids playful and curious but there were others who did not like the urban contingent and we were arousing suspicions every now and then.  On one such street as I walked along with some of my hosts I spotted a perfect shot, two old men who could easily play the roles of wise men in a B movie were engrossed in a conversation, behind a fire from afar the intensity of their conversation, the smoke, red embers in front got my notice as my camera did theirs, and as I raised my camera to get them in view they hollered out something in Pashtu, the atmosphere turned intense in a flash (haha) and I lowered my camera, and we walked by these two old men whose eyes kept digging at the back of our heads even as we turned into the next street. While the younger generation here is curious of outsiders the elders or at least a good many of them are suspicious of outsiders with little hesitation of letting their suspicion be known.

Waiting for our meat feast

Having toured the bazaar and most of what Landi Kotal’s high street has to offer we made our way back to the restaurant to indulge ourselves with delicious food and kava (green tea with mint). To this day I maintain the best Karhai gosht ever is in Landi Kotal, pity many of you would not venture out to this troubled part of the 3rd rock just for an awesome meal!  Though there is a place where you can get real close to the same flavour minus the atmosphere and the travel risks, the Mecca-Medina Truck stop on the outskirts of Karachi, but thats an other blog post (may be).

Truly stuffed we made our way from Landi Kotal towards our final destination, Torkhum that is the Pakitan-Afghanistan border. This probably ought to have been the most anxious leg of our journey but it is amazing once in the midst of the frontier how comfortable one gets, I suppose you know you are well and truly in the zone so why stress out. Any how we got to Torkhum and our first stop was the Pakistan Army’s local  commander’s offices to send back a message to Peshawar that we had safely arrived at our last leg and there was no need to send out a rescue party! LOL

Torkham Customs Station

We were greeted with the usual pomp of the army and were asked.. would you like to go to Afghanistan? errr I don’t have my passport with me… well none of us do! but that was not a problem, an officer made his way with Shah Jehan Chacha (by the way the Mexican disappeared for our Torkhum leg) to the border crossing and made arrangements while we wandered around. The funny thing is that I noticed little kids running back and forth between Afghanistan and Pakistan they would be carrying jute sacks back and forth, a local explained this is smuggling 101, the kids are mules for everything from spare parts to what not!

Any how the negotiations were going on for us to step into Afghanistan..

The border crossing

check out the scene (which was no different than that on this side of the border) and head back, I was informed the Army officers were getting assurances that the gates would not be closed behind us as we crossed over, which was apparently a common occurrence, then you would have to pay the Afghan border guards money to be let back inside Pakistan! I raised my concern to which I was told don’t worry they wont try that sh*t with us. Cool I think with some trepidation! You can see the elders and the officers negotiating with the Afghan guards for our passage in to and out of Afghanistan at the border crossing in the picture on the right, which was taken from within Pakistan.

Another observation was that in this gun totting region the only place civilians are not allowed to ‘tot’ their guns is around the border crossing so we had to leave our considerable fire power and our little private army a few hundred meters from the crossing, but with the presence of the Pakistan Army in numbers security was not a concern at this point. Another local informed us that Torkham has two faces, one by day and one by night, during the day the Armies and border guards on both sides are in charge and at night the Taliban descends into the area from their hide outs wherever they are and the face of Torkham changes (or so was the case in 2004), by now it is mid afternoon and me and my urban contingent start checking our watches more often.

The arrangements are made lets go, and so we go. Things are no different on the other side, we venture about a hundred or may be two hundred meters into Afghanistan (wow I think… I am in proper Taliban country and will live to tell the tail… freaking awesome!) the only difference is the poverty, there is poverty on the Pakistan side but on the Afghan side it was worse, on the Pakistani side at least their soldiers are well fed and look like soldiers, the Afghan Captain chaperoning us could have used some of that meat we were devouring a little while ago. I can not remember the Captain’s name but he was a pleasant fellow, over joyed to be the centre of attention amongst tourists (assume he does not get to see many).

We stood out like bulls in a chicken farm… We were soon surrounded by locals who were very keen to be photographed unlike the miserable, intense old men we left behind in Landi Kotal, so we snapped away, showed them instant results on our digital cameras, got awes and oohs from the locals and then made our way back into Pakistan shortly after. At this point I am wondering if this detailed confession of having crossed international boundary without papers and that too having crossed into Afghnistan albeit for half an hour is going to land me in trouble the next time I fly into the United States…? if it does I shall let you all know.

We make our way back to the Pakistani side and though no one is mentioning it we are all a little relieved, mind you not all of us crossed over, most of our party opted to stay firmly on terra Pakistan. The funny part or so it seems with hindsight was how the first thing we all seemed to do was get snapped in front of the ‘Welcome to Pakistan’ signage a few meters from the border!

We make our way back and get some more pictures by the Army post and then one of the officer mentions… “…see that building there on the Afghan side… that is a CIA building, they take pictures of everyone going in and out of Afghanistan…” I wondered if that was a cruel joke, to tell us that we might have been photographed playing silly tourists by the firm. It occurred that I will be flying to the states in the not too distant future and the oh sh*t feeling dawned on me.. but it was too late. It would appear it all worked out fine.

Consensus was; braved the first ten meters of Afghanistan, good job, now we ought to start heading back for the late afternoon was getting closer to early evening and I could feel the worry of my hosts and some of the more ‘in the know’  urban Peshawar contingent, things were different here after dark and our little army may not suffice! and where was the Mexican?

We started our journey back to Peshawar, we still had an evening of music to look forward to by Warsik dam, call that an excuse but our return journey was a speed run with a few drop offs along the way, we were in a hurry to leave the tribal belt behind us before dark. If I recall there was an ‘incident’ somewhere along the road to Peshawar ahead of us that we were made aware of but thankfully we were not effected by it. We got to Warsik just as the sun was setting and what a serene place the banks of this damn are.

The evening at Warsik was truly a memorable one, we had some local folks, the old man in the picture is playing the Rabab (a local string instrument) the other bloke is playing a clay pot and we had a local celebrity (famous for his voice) drop by to sing us a few local songs,

Datsun Wala in swing

the most popular number being ‘Datsun wala’ (the Datsun man), though I could not understand much of the lyrics it was a parody (I think!) of people who own Datsun’s (those of you who are wondering what a Datsun is… that is what Nissan’s were called in the old days.. and still are in the old country!). Our evening was obviously followed by another awesome spread and more tea!

The most fascinating thing about this road trip was being on the grand trunk road… soaking in the history of the route taken by countless invaders, traders, refugees, diplomats throughout history, and now me!

Since 2004, I have revisited parts of the grand trunk road in the frontier province, another  memorable trip was with friends from England… it was great fun but stressful to say the least but that’s another post.

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Exploring Breda

Breda Light house in the middle of a canal

Where to begin… no place like the last weekend trip I guess.

We have now officially done Breda to death! three weekends spent in this lovely city that feels more like a town than a city in Holland… and though done to death we will be seen in Breda again and again….

If you, like us dont mind escaping to the mainland often but prefer to be a short distance from Calais and a whole bunch of stuff to do… then Breda is an ideal base. Ideally located to venture out to other parts of Holland while keeping the drive back to Calais a reasonable and not so tiring 3 hours. It is 1.5 hours from Brugge, 2 hours from Kuekenhoff and Den Haag and 2.5ish from Amsterdam (but who wants to go to Dam when Holland has so much more to offer elsewhere!).

Willy's Kebab Shop in Breda

Willy's Kebab Shop in Breda - the best Doner crepes ever!

We stumbled upon Breda on a trip back from Den Haag, it was a boys weekend away, we were tired, needed decent food and were not willing to spend any more money at the over priced motor way stops… We took the next exit off and we were in Breda, Tom Tom guided us to the center of the city where Willy’s kebab shop by Breda Castle, next to a canal was a sight for sore eyes. Willy’s is one of the many kebab shops in town but their crepe doners are the best, ok the doner meat at Efes in London is better but ever had a doner in a crepe! exactly! awesomely unhealthy but nice.

Since this was a pit stop spent an hour or so exploring Breda and what little I saw was promising enough to make it our base for the next weekend when I was back in Breda with the girls for Keukenhof. Breda worked out great for there is nothing other than tulip gardens in and around Keukenhof and the hotels around it suck, we learnt this the hard when the heavens opened up for a few hours one morning…

On our first weekend in Breda we stayed at the Golden Tulip which is bang in the centre of town, the main square and cathedral being a 5 minute walk away and there is secure parking just around the corner from the hotel. One thing we learnt on our next trip was book in advance the Golden Tulip gets booked up fast… The alternative is the Apollo Hotel, great hotel but slightly out of the centre (a 10 minute walk instead of the 5 from the Golden Tulip).

Main square in breda

Main square in breda

The must do things in Breda include visiting the catherdral, eating out in the square (the Italian is great, the Mexican is ok and they even have a Goucho Grill franchise!) and the absolute must eat at place has to be the Den Boerenstamppot Restaurant on Skool Straat.

Den Boerenstamppot is the only restaurant in the centre of town that serves authentic, traditional Dutch cuisine and my my, it is simple and wholesome food! Den Boerenstamppot translates as the farmers stew, the variety on the menu would bewilder you… pretty varied farming going on in their backyard!

The restaurant is a mom and pop operation with the hired help being their family and friends and it shows.. the service is spot on, we had a lovely young Dutch girl Kaistern (Hi Kaistern if you are reading this.. and apologies if I have made hash browns of your name) serving us, the only member of staff whose command of English was solid, and was needed to explain the menu in detail to us (thank you).

Did I mention that the food was awesome, the portions American and the price silly! I had the beef stew with cabbage, pan fried potatoes and a white sauce… doesn’t sound very appetizing for the spice spoiled British palate but it was great… a welcome break from the spices of Pakistani and Thai cuisines and the heaviness of the pies, fish and chips! one note of caution the Dutch eat a lot of salt! so do let them know to hold back a little.

Den Boerenstamppot - The Farmer's Stew

We’ll be dining at this Farmers Kitchen again for sure….

If you are looking for Den Boerenstamppot, follow the road towards the canal from the Castle gates (to your left if you are facing the gates with the Wilmena statue to your back) and take the first left towards town on Skool Straat, you can not miss it.

And most importantly the locals eat early, Den Boerenstamppot closes at 19:30 and last orders are 19:00…. and you’ll be wise to reserve a table in advance, it is very popular with the locals.

Schoolstraat 3-5, 4811 WB Breda, T: 0031-76-5140162

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